Obscurorant 2.0

August is National Sandwich Month. I suggest you observe this holiday properly, by sampling the pinnacle of the Art of the Sandwich: the bacon and tomato sandwich.

I will note only that the working title for this series is Auntie Bar and Uncle Pint Present.
Well, that and the fact that the illustrator is balking at certain of my suggestions. Such insolence! I may have him horse whipped.