This lunch jar is awesome. Don’t you want one? I sure as hell do.  It’s practical and boss lookin’.  Nor would it make the bearer look as pretentious as those too-cool-for-school hipsters who carry lunch boxes to be all ironical and stuff.

Incidentally, the prize for most ironical was claimed by the young lady that the Girl and I spotted at the Druid.  Not only was she using a lunchbox as a purse, but from within the lunch box she produced an Altoids tin evidently being used as a wallet.