I loves me some old-time pulp fiction. Indeed one of my favorite authors wrote almost exclusively for the pulp Weird Tales. So I was delighted to find Pulp of the Day, which true to its name, offers a daily cover from one of the old pulp magazines. I love the work illustrators did back then - I mean who wouldn’t want a print of this for their wall? On the other hand, ‘The PT Boat Escape of the Naked Daughters of Papua‘ would be quite a conversation starter.

UPDATE: Also suitable for framing.

Well, since you asked

I can tell you the title of every book I’ve read since 1990. Because I’ve written them all down.

Consider this an update of earlier post, concerning libraries on Flickr. Now you can find the Smithsonian there as well. See also: The Commons. (lva)

Submitted for your consideration: a cookbook featuring recipes from classic children’s literature. The author’s website and blog can be found here.

I didn’t own a Windows machine until I was in my mid-twenties. I didn’t own a console (my beloved PS2) until I was in my thirties. Like this guy, I spent a lot of my childhood conquering the world via Risk or Third Reich.

By now you may have heard this story about high school students being terrorized taught about the perils of drunk driving through the use of some extreme shock tactics:

OCEANSIDE, Calif. (AP) - On a Monday morning last month, highway patrol officers visited 20 classrooms at El Camino High School to announce some horrible news: Several students had been killed in car wrecks over the weekend.

Classmates wept. Some became hysterical.

A few hours and many tears later, though, the pain turned to fury when the teenagers learned that it was all a hoax—a scared-straight exercise designed by school officials to dramatize the consequences of drinking and driving.”

When I was in high school my classmates and I also had a visit from law enforcement, in our case a grizzled veteran of the Boston Police Department. The gentleman informed us in short order that we were all too young to be drinking, drinking and driving was for idiots, and stashing the swizzle sticks from your drink(s) in your pocket was an excellent way to track your alcohol consumption. The end.

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Every so often I slip out of the office and grab some lunch at Panera Bread. There’s a regular there, with a strong resemblance to Frank Black. While I doubt very much it is Frank Black, it pleases me to pretend otherwise, and picture the erstwhile Pixies singer hanging out in a chain restaurant in Quincy doing… well I haven’t figured out that part of my imaginary story yet.

Still trying to disguise the lack of original content with a meme, this time about authors, stolen from here.

1. Who’s your all-time favorite author, and why?

Easy-peasy, it’s J.R.R. Tolkien. The first author to hold me captive through his prose.

2. Who was your first favorite author, and why? Do you still consider him or her among your favorites?

In second grade I read The Black Stallion and I can remember my teacher telling me that the author, Walter Farley, had written a whole bunch of books featuring ‘the Black; and his kin. I think this was when I first started paying attention to the authors of books. I have memories of Farley’s books - I think I read his book about Man o’ War at least ten times (to my school librarian’s amazement) - but I wouldn’t call him a current favorite.

3. Who’s the most recent addition to your list of favorite authors, and why?

Tim Powers, for his fantastical ’secret history’ novels. I mentioned Powers earlier, and I still feel you should run right out and read Declare.

4. If someone asked you who your favorite authors were right now, which authors would first pop out of your mouth? Are there any you’d add on a moment of further reflection?

I would call the following my immediate favorites: Robert E. Howard, J.R.R. Tolkien, Patrick O’Brian and Dorothy Dunnett. On reflection I’d add Hemingway, H.P. Lovecraft and P.G. Wodehouse as well.

5. Tagged:

You. Or anyone else who feels like answering these questions.

Note: this post was originally published as ‘ Thoughts on the Coming Anniversary’ on June 4, 2004 at my old joint, and again last year. I (still) feel it worth repeating.

Over the next few days, as we approach the 60th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, one catch phrase that will bandied about quite a bit is ‘the greatest generation,’ in reference to the men and women who lived through and fought the Second World War.

I have always cordially detested this phrase.

That is not to say that the sacrifices and achievements of the WWII generation should forgotten or denigrated. They should not. But the phrase ‘greatest generation’ to me seems to stem less from a desire to honor those men and women, than from the current impulse in our society to hype everything and anything in the spotlight as The. Best. Thing. Since. Sliced. Fucking. Bread. I find it odd, and vaguely repulsive, that the same sort of media hoopla we see bestowed upon J. Lo and Ben or Harry Potter is turned on these veterans, as if they were somehow (and obscenely) equivalent. I find it instructive that I have yet to come across a member of this generation, in person or print, who would claim this accolade of their own will. The phrase itself is silly. ‘The Greatest Generation’ - as if one can look at the triumphs and tragedies of our ancestors and then rate them, like hit songs or best-sellers. ‘The Greatest Generation coming in at number one, followed by the Founding Fathers with a bullet.’ The very idea is repellent.

But mostly I hate the term because it is short-hand way of honoring men and women who most assuredly deserve to be honored. Toss a title at them, pay them lip service at the appropriate time and place, and then blithely continue on with our lives, without any real reflection on who we are honoring and what they did and endured.

If you surf over to BlackFive’s place, you will find a collection of writing and thoughts on D-Day. I particularly enjoyed the essay by Vox Populi, as I think he touches upon a central point:

It is almost impossible for us, sixty years later, to understand the grim realities of D-Day.”

That is certainly true. The slice of hell undergone by the small percentage of men who saw front line combat is, in the final analysis, unknowable to those of us who have never have, and never will, experience ‘the sharp end.’ But if you seek to honor those men, then you must attempt to understand those ‘grim realities.’ Our understanding will ultimately fall short, but any words of appreciation or gratitude ring hollow if not accompanied by that attempt to understand what was endured on our behalf. One cannot claim to honor a sacrifice while remaining ignorant of the nature of that sacrifice.

In today’s Wall Street Journal, David Gelernter attacks the ‘phoniness’ of the ‘Greatest Generation’ accolade, and notes that one way to truly honor these people is to pay heed to ‘the veteran’s neglected voice.’ One veteran with a voice worth listening to is Paul Fussell. A long-time college professor and a veteran of combat in northwest Europe, Mr. Fussell has written several books on the Second World War: Doing Battle (his memoirs), The Boys’ Crusade : The American Infantry in Northwestern Europe, 1944-1945, and Wartime: Understanding and Behavior in the Second World War. All three of these works have an over-arching theme, perhaps best expressed by Mr. Fussell in the introduction to Wartime:

The damage the war visited upon bodies and buildings, planes and tanks and ships, is obvious. Less obvious is the damage it did to intellect, discrimination, honesty, individuality, complexity, ambiguity and irony, not to mention privacy and wit. For the past fifty years the Allied war has been sanitized and romanticized almost beyond recognition by the sentimental, the loony patriotic, the ignorant, and the bloodthirsty.”

Mr. Fussell does not argue against the idea that the Second World War was a necessary struggle; he notes that it’s very necessity serves to obscure the horrors inflicted on the combatants:

Because the Second World War was fought against palpable evil, and thus was a sort of moral triumph, we have been reluctant to probe very deeply into its murderous requirements.”

Grim Realities. Murderous Requirements. In our rush to celebrate the beginning of the Allied victory over totalitarianism, we must not forget what achieving that victory entailed. Mr. Fussell does his best to bridge that vast gap of knowledge between ourselves and the veterans of that conflict, to strip away any veneer of myth and romance, and shine a light on those grim realities and murderous requirements. He writes of the particular horrors modern technology brings to the battlefield:

The troops could not contemplate without anger the lack of public knowledge of the Graves Registration form used by the U.S. Army Quartermaster Corps, with its space for indicating “Members Missing.” You would expect frontline soldiers to be struck and hurt by bullets and shell fragments, but such is the popular insulation from the facts that you would not expect them to be hurt, sometimes killed, by being struck by parts of their friends’ bodies violently detached. If you asked a wounded soldier or Marine what hit him, you’d hardly be ready for the answer “My buddy’s head,” or his sergeant’s heel or his hand, or a Japanese leg, complete with shoe and puttees, or the West Point ring on his captain’s severed hand.”

He writes about fear, and madness:

In the Great War Wilfred Owen was driven very near to madness by having to remain for some time next to the scattered body pieces of one of his friends. He had numerous counterparts in the Second World War. At the botched assault on Tarawa Atoll, one coxswain at the helm of a landing vessel went quite mad, perhaps at the shock of steering through all the severed heads and limbs near the shore. One Marine battalion commander, badly wounded, climbed above the rising tide onto a pile of American bodies. Next afternoon he was found there, mad. But madness did not require the spectacle of bodies just like yours messily torn apart. Fear continued over long periods would do the job, as on the merchant and Royal Navy vessels on the Murmansk run, where “grown men went steadily and fixedly insane before each other’s eyes,” as Tristan Jones testified in Heart of Oak. Madness was likewise familiar in submarines, especially during depth-bomb attacks. One U.S. submariner reported that during the first months of the Pacific war such an attack sent three men “stark raving mad”: they had to be handcuffed and tied to their bunks.”

The above quotes were taken from this article, originally printed in The Atlantic Monthly on the 50th anniversary of WWII; the same material can also be found in Wartime. It’s a long article, but one well worth the reading. I recommend you print it out and read it at your leisure this weekend. Perhaps after dinner Saturday night - around the time 60 years ago when the young men of the 82nd and 101st Airborne were readying themselves to jump into Normandy. Or perhaps early Sunday morning, after your coffee - around the same time the men of the First Infantry Division were motoring in to Omaha beach. All the empty titles and platitudes in the world do less honor to these men than an individual citizen’s attempt to understand - and thus appreciate - what was done so that he or she may live comfortably today.

UPDATE

The Atlantic Monthly’s archives are now free and online, which is why you can read this piece from November 1960: First Wave at Omaha Beach.

At exactly 6:36 A.M. ramps are dropped along the boat line and the men jump off in water anywhere from waist deep to higher than a man’s head. This is the signal awaited by the Germans atop the bluff. Already pounded by mortars, the floundering line is instantly swept by crossing machine-gun fires from both ends of the beach.

Able Company has planned to wade ashore in three files from each boat, center file going first, then flank files peeling off to right and left. The first men out try to do it but are ripped apart before they can make five yards. Even the lightly wounded die by drowning, doomed by the waterlogging of their overloaded packs. From Boat No. 1, all hands jump off in water over their heads. Most of them are carried down. Ten or so survivors get around the boat and clutch at its sides in an attempt to stay afloat. The same thing happens to the section in Boat No. 4. Half of its people are lost to the fire or tide before anyone gets ashore. All order has vanished from Able Company before it has fired a shot.”

Submitted for your consideration: the Oversharing Meme (stolen from here). Participate if you will.

1. Name the singer/band/performer you are most embarrassed to admit you actually paid good money to see in concert.

I saw Motley Crue with Whitesnake opening. And I think I may have been more jazzed about seeing Whitesnake. Sad, so sad.

2. Which reality TV show have you watched more than once (come on. I don’t believe you if you say “none,” unless you don’t own a TV)?

None. I have a TV, but don’t have cable.

3. Which complete trash novelist have you not only read but enjoyed enough to read more than one book of his/hers?

Kenneth Bulmer, known to me initially as Alan Burt Akers. He wrote terrible, Edgar Rice Burroughs rip-off pulp fantasy novels that are great fun. I own about thirty or forty, currently residing in my folk’s attic.

4. What sappy musical could you watch over and over and over again?

I don’t know if they count as ’sappy’ or ‘classics’ but I have a fondness for Guys and Dolls and Damn Yankees.

5. Who was your first celebrity crush?

Kim Richards, as I previously confessed.

6. Who is the most embarrassing celebrity on whom you have a slight crush today?

Amalie Benjamin. She knows baseball and she has the sexy librarian thing going on. Rowr.

7. What movie that everyone else and his cousin and even his dog has seen have you never seen?

Titanic, for starters. And as The Intended was horrified to learn,  Footloose and Wargames.

Extra bonus answer: I haven’t seen Blue Man Group either. Am I the last one in the Boston-area able to say this?

8. What were you drinking the first time you ever got drunk?

Beer.

9. Which old re-run will you still pause to watch if you’re flicking through the channels and see that it’s on?

See the answer for #2. Although I would happily stop for any of the following shows that I haven’t seen in years and years:

Hardcastle and McCormick
Hart to Hart
Family Affair
The Rifleman
The Big Valley

10. What book/movie/t.v. show that only a fifteen-year-old would think is funny makes you laugh?

Laverne & Shirley. I was crushed - crushed! - to learn that there is not a Laverne & Shirley museum in Milwaukee. I had just assumed that such a place must exist. I still find the various entrances of Lenny and Squiggy laugh-out-loud funny.

Way back when I wrote about the things I carry. Turns out there’s a flickr pool dedicated to this idea as well.  I’ll contribute in the near future.

From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.

-The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner by Randall Jarrell

Speaking of books, there was a particular title I was hoping to come across Saturday (but didn’t). Different folks have recommended Heat and The Apprentice as books that someone with an interest in cooking would enjoy, and I intend to read both. But I’ve also heard tell of another cooking-related book I want to find and read - The Belly of Paris by Zola. Naturally I’m curious to know if anyone else has read it already.

Last week The Intended told me that I shouldn’t make any plans for the coming Saturday, as she had a surprise in mind for me. So Saturday came and we got in the car, and drove. And drove, and drove. And we wound up - Surprise! - at a bookstore. Namely this one, the Montague Book Mill, advertised as “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find.” Go take a look at the pictures.

It’s a lovely use for an old building, isn’t it? The building houses not only the bookstore, but a restaurant and a cafe as well. Since we visited during the day, the Night Kitchen was closed, but after browsing the stacks we had a slight repast (A No. 1 and champagne for her, No. 6 and a Left Hand Chainsaw Ale for me), courtesy of the Lady Killigrew Cafe. The stacks, for those of you who are bookishly inclined, lean more towards hardcovers and trades, rather than your garden-and-yard-sale variety paperbacks; whoever does the buying there is picky, which means good titles for the plucking. I wound up with four books: Wodehouse, The Long Recessional, In Command of History and Defeat Into Victory.

On the way home we stopped in Amherst (like Burlington but slightly less annoying full of hippies and trustafarians) for a brief walkabout. Naturally we stopped at the Amherst Brewing Company for some more eating (beer bread) and drinking (Workingman’s Wheat). Then we went home. The End.

A damn fine day. Lovely weather, a lovely bookstore, good eats and drinks, and the best company. One couldn’t ask for more, and days and places like that remind me why I still live in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts.

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